POLITICAL PISSERS by Kevin J. Johnston
RELIEVE YOURSELF IN THE MOUTH OF THE TRAITORS OF YOUR LAND!
Write something about the people who make your business go or your philosophy behind customer service.
Why? Because people want to know who they're doing business with. It's a human thing.
Jihadi Justin is the man-boy who was loosed from the loins of Fidel Castro. He is the ultimate tool and puppet to the Islamic state and has sold the country out so that he can hold that coveted seat in the United Nations. BAD BOY!
Wankjob Wynne has made it public that she is not only a wankjob, but also a whackjob. Her sex-ed curriculum teaches the joys of anal sex to grade five students and she is bent on tripling the cost of electricity in the province to ensure that Canadians freeze to death in our God-awful winters.
BONNIE THE TRAITOR
Bonnie The Traitor has sold out her city and sold out her soul to ensure that all citizens of her city that she runs as poorly as a 1971 Cadillac runs with no tires, fuel tank or engine.
Her ego is dangerous as it has prohibited her from learning anything aside from stealing money and taking bribes!